One often meets his destiny on the road, he takes to avoid it.

Why are you snapping at me all day? I'm not snapping. Yeah, you are. I'm sorry I asked the question.

Wait. Really? 'Cause mine get me out of tickets.

All right, were you guys smoking something in the back of our van?

He's been hiding under my toque. He's been controlling my actions.

So this is the end, huh? I suppose you're just gonna hide down here forever?

But when you find them, You keep quiet and hide in the same space until everyone is hiding there. Like sardines in a tin.

Well. He can't hide from us now. The Guardian is summoned.

And one time, I rolled in under some girl's Quinceanera dress.

I eat by myself in the alley, because everybody hates me.

You know when I locked myself in the bathroom at my wedding, it was because I was trying to pop the window out of the frame.

She's avoiding me, she doesn't want to tell me where my Father is. She knows, and she won't tell me.

Who do we have here? It's a snake. A terrifying snake.

They don't look very pouncy. That's what they want you to think. Just get behind me and let me do the talking.

And when Grandpa Pig shouts at me I'll hide in my little house.

Still, I'm sure whatever rock they decide to hide under, we'll find them as soon as they emerge.

You know, like, when you were like running towards the swings or running away from Satan? The neighbor's dog.

So this is your office. How'd you guys find me? I knew I should've hid at the gym.

You took cover in the cloud. You couldn't see anything, so you must have been using your HUD. There, stop.

Oh, please. You've been dodging him since the wedding. You told me to stay away from him.