Fine. But I'm not gonna carry you. I still have my pride, you know.

You spent hours on hand trying to memorize flashcards.

Honey, I don't think me getting on your back is gonna improve matters.

Six thousand seven hundred thirty four pages. I can recite them all to you by heart, if you wish.

No, not really. They give you all the information, it's like memorizing a script.

What did Joey say? I like you back?

Come on, buddy, for old time's sake. I'll carry him.

Let me hear the Law. This is the Law of the Jungle as old and as true as the sky.

Is your back feeling better? Oh yeah, it's fine. I guess the more muscles you have the more they can spasm out of control.

I hope I get some serious burns. I'm hoping for some mauling, like on my shoulder or back.

Hello Tiddles. Tiddles has slept all through the winter. Why has he got that shell thing on his back?

Oh, is it your back? Yeah. Anyway, let's just get in and see if the GPS can take us to the nearest emergency room.

What are you doing? One nation, under God. Indivisible with liberty and justice for all. I remembered it. The champagne is here.

Are you kidding me? I'm really sorry, but Via knows all the lines. he can do it. Then go find her then. Thank you.

Yeah, well, see, he, Joey knows, that I'm very insecure about my back and, you're hugging me, so obviously you are not repulsed by it, yeah.

Could you do that thing you did last year where you lose and then you try and throw a chair but not realize it's bolted down and wrench your back and then curse at me while I wave a trophy in your big, red face, could you?