I could eat about a million and a half of these.

It costs $16,000 each time you do this. $16,000? Well, it's 20 in California.

I'm taking twenty-four thousand five hundred and sixty-two dollars and forty-seven cents that I got.

Wow, this is really soft. Three hundred and fifty dollars? Down from 700. You're saving, like, 200 bucks.

So if you got a client who bought stock at 8 and it now sits at 16, he's all happy.

$15. Thank you so much. Thank you.

I like tuna fish. Do you want it? I'll sell it to you for $5,000.

We all chipped in. We did? You owe me $20.

I used Sheldon's money to pay my rent. Then I had like $14 left over.

And in case the juices of the crab splatter everywhere, I've got a tea towel.

Hey, Pheebs. Hey. Here. Now I only owe you $49.50.

Because at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of a limo, wearing a $2,000 suit and a $40,000 gold watch!

So just in with the fish fillets. All in at once, then? Yeah, all at once.

Okay, while Ross is on the phone, everybody owes me 62 bucks for his birthday.

Is there any chance that you're rounding up? You know, like from, like 20?

My little shack's just a cardboard box at 80 a month. Your life is adorable.

We can't break a $100, and anyway, this is so on the house.

I have one customer. They gave me $200 tip. Wait. what? I was like, "Wow!"

Mon, if you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you 53 dollars?

For $5, they will get the feeling of goodwill in their heart.