He sounds like a sociopath.

Wow. I definitely did not see that one backfiring. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Yeah, take your time.

Daddy Pig, you're holding the map upside down. Yes, I thought as much.

Thought you might take my call. You understand if I make it difficult to track.

Stop it. H.E. Rounds, high-explosive, used only in anti-material weapons, Shreds a bulletproof vest like paper.

Let's see, it says here. Step one: Point bag away from home. Okay.

Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Where we going? Wrong way. Oopsie. Not working.

This dark energy doesn't behave like any other substance we know at all and acts more like anti-gravity force.

I've been a little focused on magic bubble duty, and as you can see by the lack of magic in Mystic Falls, it's a spectacular fail of a mission.

So? So, lack of a physiological response while lying is characteristic of a violent sociopath.

You don't think dad would mind, do you? If I changed just one thing in this room? Because that should be upside down.

Oh, God. That radical anti-abortion group? It's not radical. Why is something radical merely because you disagree with it?

You're all wasting your time. Sheldon is the most qualified for the job, and no amount of gravity-defying bosom's going to change that.

Everyone is scrapping into Mr. Rabbit's anti-Gravity rubber bands. Bouncing on the pretend moon is fun. Say moon cheese. Moon cheese.

Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.

I will demonstrate that I was improperly instructed in driving by a woman whose lack of respect for society borders on the sociopathic.

But she is more than willing to talk about her reverse French manicure and posts pictures of a meal I know she's gonna make herself throw up later.