I mean, he didn't even ask. He just cut it. It's my hair.

A third plant is then cut to mimic an attack.

Well. Yeah. You look great too. Did you get a haircut? Yeah. Well I got like thirty of them. Yeah.

I'm just gonna run to the store and get a few things. I'll pick you up when you're done.

You can't make crotchless panties? You take, you take a pair of scissors and you just cut…

I have been wanting to cut that hair for a very long time. Come on.

Do you actually pay for that haircut? That'll do it.

Are you sure? We got a business to run. Cut it, I'll be fine.

I could help you, if you'd like? Yes, please. Okay. Okay. Let's do this right.

Fine, but if I come out of this looking like a dork, it's on you.

Mummy Pig is cutting a hole in the cardboard box. There you are, Peppa.

Grandma? Yes. I need the scissors. What for? For cutting my hair.

Mummy pig is cutting a hole in the cardboard box. There you are, Peppa. Thank you.

When you got done with me, I looked like a baby bird on chemo.

Irrelevant. Leonard doesn't trim his nose hair. He thinks because he's short nobody can see up there.

This is crazy. You've been here all day. Let's just cut your damn hair already.

Well, the last three nights I've had to take him to get a haircut, to the train store, and to a Walgreens in Arcadia where they still have the "Good ibuprofen."

I was pretty close with my dad. And he died when I was 17, on a Tuesday. And we didn't have any savings. So I got a haircut that Thursday and a job the same Thursday.

I know, I need a cardboard box. What is Peppa doing? Mummy, would you cut a hole in this box for me? What for? You'll see.

Sheldon, you're a grown man, he's a professional, and your haircut is number three on that poster from 1946. Just sit down and let him do it.