You know, I don't have an eating problem. Yeah. Well, you didn't have a problem eating all this food.

Oh, yeah. That's great. So the crying didn't turn you off?

I don't see why I should have to watch your father parade around with some Bible thumping bumpkin.

What? Look, when Prince Charming found Cinderella's slipper, they didn't accuse him of having a foot fetish.

I don't know, I told her it was stupid to put off the wedding just because the hall was gone and she liked flipped out.

So? So, lack of a physiological response while lying is characteristic of a violent sociopath.

Well, I did used to be a little bit of a control freak. Used to be? I just thought of something funny I just heard right now, from me.

‭Yes, but I said it like, "I don't want anything crazy." Which clearly means I wanted something crazy.

You are unbelievable. I don't know why I put up with you. You're controlling. You're irritating.

Look Chandler, Monica is really weird about this kind stuff all right. Believe me, I lived with her for 16 years. She is going to freak out.

Stalker. While I'm with Mariela, you're gonna go back to your coffee girl and you're gonna give her the chance to get to know you.

So, I still have boxes here. I still have boxes at Ross's, and I have nowhere to live. Wow. I could so easily freak out right now.

I love my sexy little closet nerd. Oh, honey. I'm gonna take a quick tub. We should check in with the kids from "the road."

I am going to wait for her at the lobby, and I know I sound like a stalker, but this is very different, because when we meet, we're going to be best friends. I can already smell her hair.