Right. And that's not wet cement.

Oh, dear. Peppa loves playing in the wet grass, but she doesn't want to get her new shoes wet. I can't play in the wet grass, George. Oh.

Anyone in the water or on the damp sand will be electrocuted.

That's when I touched something furry which I'm telling myself was a damp toupee.

Crime wave in Gotham. Other breaking news: "Water, wet." Did you file the football yet?

After all, the spread of bacteria is more likely to occur with wet skin and rubbing your wet hands on your clothes or touching the bathroom door can often contaminate them even more.

Poor Daddy Pig. He must have been cold and wet. And now where is he? What's that sound? It sounds like snoring!

Here's what's real, people are wet and cold out there. They need something to keep them safe from the storm, and we know how to give it to them.

Well, admittedly, this brushes up against my well-known aversions to heat, small places, going below floor-level, dampness, hatches, ladders, darkness, echoes, and eliminating in Home Depot buckets.