You should do mother-and-daughter tattoos, like, like, two halves of a heart. Or the moon and some stars. Or, like, a bird and a rifle.

It looks awful! Well, it matches the rest of the town.

So this is my steamed sea bass and delicious ginger lime beer sauce.

Yeah, but those really go better with pants. Maybe I should wear pants?

Gorgeous bit of the beef there. Some of these delicious smoky mushrooms. Bit of salad.

What are you eating? Elbow macaroni with ground hamburger and tomato sauce.

Look out. Would you like some juice to go with your biscuits? What biscuits?

Well, what is it? You know that rototiller I got for the tractor? No.

I do make the best duck confit with broccoli raab. Kids love that, right?

Thank you for the potatoes with jelly, cheese, and strawberry jam, Mummy Pig. My pleasure.

I don't deserve such attention. You certainly do. You've completely saved our bacon. Literally!

Okay, all right, moving on. Oh, wow, a paisley shirt. It goes with my corduroy suit.

So that's my Chinese version of fish and chips. Also on my menu tonight, a classic shellfish recipe, chilli crab.

So, these will match the jacket you picked out for me last week? Um-hmm. There we go. There it is.

Okay, let me guess. A quesadilla with soy cheese for the lactose-intolerant Leonard. Thank you.

Nips put a premium on shooting medics. That white's a bull's eye. Here, I got you a new helmet. One size fits all.

So for our next shop, it's time to face it. The future of noodles is dice-cut vegetables, no longer slices.

I thought it might be nice for pudding. Daddy Pig! Naughty Daddy! Sorry! It just looked so delicious.

I've tried everything to make myself feel better. Even tried writing a song about it, but I can't think of anything that rhymes with.

I thought it might be nice for pudding. Daddy Pig. Naughty Daddy. Sorry. It just looked so delicious.