I'm gonna make some coffee.

These are cooked and chilled.

So Bubba was from Bayou La Batre, Alabama, and his mama cooked shrimp. And her mama before her cooked shrimp, and her mama before her mama cooked shrimp, too.

So all this needs is about three minutes in boiling water.

Chandler, if you want I can make you some macaroni and cheese for dinner.

So anyway, I'm cooking dinner for him Monday night. You know, kind of like an audition.

While that's cooking, I'm going to very quickly chop up some vegetables.

Let's see what I'll be washing that succotash down with. A pitcher of Margaritas.

Easy to cook. Easy to eat. Gusteau makes Chinese food. Chineeasy.

I didn't get that, did you? Honestly, all I heard was "Group head".

He's the reason I can cook the food that's exciting everyone. The reason Ego is outside that door.

Remember that guy from cooking school I told you about that put cilantro with everything? Oh sure, Cilantro Larry.

Sheldon, I've been cooking all day. Well, now don't you feel silly.

Well, did I leave the stove on? You haven't cooked since 1996.

Do you know how to cook it? Not really. Damn it. Should have liberated the iffy chicken.

Page 14, item seven. So, what's for dinner? A side of corn succotash. Hmm. Interesting.

Yes, you do it when the wok's off, because the coriander, you see, is just going to wilt, and I don't want it to be overly cooked, I just want it to soften down.

I am making hardtack, boiled salt pork, and because it's a special day, a chewable gob of tree sap.

You are either very lucky or very unlucky. You will make the soup again, and this time, I'll be paying attention. Very close attention.

You know I'm just, I am gonna make this up to you. I will. I am going to cook you anything you want in here, and I am going to do anything you want in there.