Perhaps the two of us might share a meal together.

Eating time. No reading time.

She has a charity event at 5:00, but they're not serving food.

I was wondering if you had plans for dinner. You mean dinner tonight?

Get the wood. I can't cook shit without a fire.

There is an inherent ambiguity in the word Dinner.

I'm just gonna run and get the badges, and then we will have our meal. We'll be fine once we've eaten. Yeah.

I'm so glad you like it. I do. Leonard never cooks for me.

Well, I thought it was great, Topanga. Thank you. I don't get a lot of home-cooked meals.

Well, did I leave the stove on? You haven't cooked since 1996.

Do you think you'll sleep with him tonight? Absolutely not. Look, we're just gonna have dinner and, you know, see how it goes.

You know, for a smart guy you really seem to have a hard time grasping the concept don't piss off the people who handle the things you eat.

I don't normally like risotto, but if you put it in a ball form, and deep fry it, I can eat, like, a thousand of them.

Stuart, you cooked? How did you know it wasn't me? There's only three people in this house, and you'd still be my fifth guess.