Hot. Not hot. Hot. Excuse me? I said that I think you're hot. And now I'm embarrassed.

It's better than hot, it's binding.

Shrimp was spicy. You want a TUMS?

So it's gonna be spicy, it's gonna be savoury, it's gonna have this gorgeous sweetness and also it gives great color as well.

They look very innocent, you see, but they're very deadly, very fiery. Perfect for a spicy, refreshing Sichuan appetizer.

So, this is like a massive, fiery fondue. It looks so good, I've got to taste some of it now.

You can take some caster oil, there's eating spicy foods. Great. We will do all of those.

Okay, but there is a big difference alright. You are a lot hotter than I am. True story.

She is so hot. Yeah, listen. Okay. Before you do anything Joey-like, you might want to run it by....

And even if she would like to spice things up a bit, she knows not to. Because it's what's right for everyone.

I'm going to make spicy dofu and edamame beans, a combination of bean curd and fresh soya beans, a vegetarian marriage made in culinary heaven.

Well, that's actually really mature of you. With great hotness comes great responsibility. There she is.

You don't trust him? Well, no. Some woman who sounded a lot like Joey called earlier and asked for her daughter, the "hot nanny."

Hey, can I ask you something? In this picture of you and your wife, is your wife Rachel? It used to be. Now she doesn't really have a face. Smoking body though.