MU's Greek Council. We sponsor the annual Scare Games.

The Scare what now? The Scare Games! A super-intense Scaring competition!

So you walk in again. And buy another cup of coffee.

At the end of the year, the house with the most points is awarded the house cup.

It's not just a race. We're talking about the Piston Cup!

Would you like some champagne? Thank you. Thanks. ‭Sure.

I've been dreaming about it my whole life! I'll be the first rookie in history ever to win it.

While these two just poured sugar into a muffin cup. It isn't fair! What isn't fair?

What? She was impressed with our performance in the games. She invited us to join next semester!

Social protocol does, however, require me to bring you a hot beverage in your time of need.

The comic book store isn't far from here. That is an amazing idea. Okay, how many of these have I had?

Oh, I'll have an espresso. Oh actually, I'll get it. If I ask you to, you'll probably end up drinking it yourself.

Behold the next winning fraternity of the Scare Games, the brothers, my brothers, of Oozma Kappa!

What is it? What do you see? I'm shaking hands with Dumbledore. I've won the house cup.

Your delivery. Thank you. Would you like a drink? No, thanks. I'm not staying. That's a shame.

Okay, Beverly, aren't you overreacting a little? All we know is they shared a cab and had a nightcap.

You know what? I'll think you'll play. Oh really. Why is that? Because the winner gets this. The Geller Cup.

Caroline, my childhood is not worth $700. The most my mother ever got for me was 40 bucks and a Big Gulp.

Open wide. It tastes of cupped flavored yogurt. It tastes of flowers. Well-done for taking your medicine so well.

Harry Potter's J.K. Rowling, Star Trek's D.C. Fontana. Van Nuys pole-dancer D.D. Melons.