Dave Skylark.

And condoms are the way to do that?

Then how do you explain the toe ring?

Max, do you want to try it on? Ahem, she doesn't need a hat. Romes said I could have the sweet hat!

I got you this to give to me. Oh, sweetie, guests don't normally wear corsages to a wedding. That's more of a prom thing.

When you're done copping a feel, that goes on my wrist.

Thinking caps on. Here we go.

You're wearing my ring.

Okay, I think it's ready. Should we put on safety goggles? Well, the funnest fun is the safest fun, so yes.

Fine. I'll wear gloves next time.

Dave Skylark, ah. It's crazy.

Like these swollen sausages could fit in gloves.

No, but I don't need the contact lenses for driving.

Here it is. I love it. I wear it all the time.

A gentleman traditionally wears the signet on his left hand, but a Kingsman wears it on whatever hand happens to be dominant.

I've never seen her wear an engagement ring. Really?

Right, you should wear a hat through the whole thing. What are you going to eat?

Oh, is it that obvious? I got adult braces!

Also, your driver's license indicates that you wear corrective lenses.

Go ahead, Dan, continue. You seriously don't remember me?