I got out to pee a couple times. Then I didn't get out to pee a couple times.

Yes. Maybe it's a false positive. Are you sure you peed on the stick right? How many ways are there to do that?

I'II just pee in the street.

Don't you have to pee? That's why I'm dancing.

She wouldn't let him go to the bathroom, made him wet his pants. Shut up.

Crash, l told you not to drink before bed. I didn't do this. At least, not all of it.

It's your turn again. I'm gonna take a piss.

I'm thinking your new girlfriend wouldn't urinate on my coffee table.

Wait a minute. I saw that. On The Discovery Channel, yeah. About jellyfish and how if you... You peed on yourself?

Oh, is that really true? Owen. Look, do you want me to pee in a cup or something?

Pishsalver. Let me think. A pinch of worm fat, urine of the horsefly, buttered fingers.

Can you stop yelling? You're making me nervous. I can't go when I'm nervous.

You can call me whatever you like. Take a bucket of piss and call it granny's peach tea. Take a weapon of assassination and call it deterrence.

Well, you'd pee in Dad's shoes too if you didn't know what's going on. All right, call me back. Mothers.

I'll check flights. I'll check hotels. I'll check my underpants. I'm so excited, I think I peed.

Maybe that'll tell you something. Hey, while you're looking at it, if I'm still on there for peeing in his shampoo bottle... You know what, just leave it.

I love this city at the holidays. Yeah, the urine's all frozen so you can't really smell it.

I think he pissed himself. Good job, Z. We're in his account. So he really doesn't know he's in the OASIS?

I think it also says that if you eat beef, you need to live with cows for three months and drink their urine.

That's right I stepped up. She's my friend and she needed help. And if I had too, I'd pee on anyone of you.