Oh, man, that's so cool. She doesn't even have to chew. I mean, think of all the time you'd save.

For example, why not chew gum for 18 hours to burn off those 200 calories?

Fa-da! Chewy plastic rings!

Why would you start again after chewing all that quitting gum?

Ok, so all that's needed now is some noodles, good handful of cooked yellow shi noodles al dente.

You should now have one crusty loaf with a soft interior or crumb, airy and light but satisfyingly chewy.

Oh, speaking of personal growth, I recently tried eating Swiss chard. You know, I didn't swallow it, but Amy said it counted.

The wild rice adds a nutty flavor and bite, contrasting with the neutral flavor and softer texture of basmati.

You know why I did it, Star-Munch? I'm not gonna answer to Star-Munch. I did it because I wanted to! Dick.

And I was chewing on ice all day yesterday and I almost threw up when I looked at pizza and I cannot bring myself to go to the drugstore and get a pregnancy test.