Who's "we"? Candy tree department.

Tell them to put the sugar in the teacup.

You know what? You don't wanna spoil your appetite. Hey, Sugar-O's!

Trick or treat. Hey. And "treat" it is.

Add a little bit of sugar and this helps with the color of the loaf itself.

But if you need to borrow a cup of sugar, I'd be happy to oblige.

Trick or treat! Why are you screaming? You scared us.

Speaking of 9-year-olds wanting candy on Halloween... Okay, just a second, honey.

There is a social contract. You say "Trick or treat," you get one piece of candy. That breaks down, we're just a hop, skip, and a jump to a lawless wasteland where we use beads and teeth for money!

Really? The last green thing I saw you eat was a Skittle. Well, I can't eat like a ten-year-old all the time.

Caroline, I just unlocked the candy hammer. Can you go over there and take those girls' orders?

Granted most people thought I was R2 D2, but still, I got a lot of candy.

The math would suggest that in a few I'm a clown made of candy. But I don't dance.

A couple of glugs of vinegar and some of the sugar. As the onions start to brown and caramelize, start the pork.

Hey, is the rest of my candy bar around here? Oh, honey no, you ate it all. I was afraid of that.

While these two just poured sugar into a muffin cup. It isn't fair! What isn't fair?

I'm missing Halloween. All right, honey, if daddy's not home in five minutes, I will take you trick-or-treating, okay?

Hey, fellas, grab onto a Sugar-O! Save yourselves! Help! Help, I'm drowning!

When they changed the green Skittle from lime to apple. That is not the rainbow I grew up tasting.

Some routine candy tree trimming. You probably want to stand back. In fact, this whole area is technically closed while we're trimming.