Open your eyes, Jay. She wants you all to herself.

For all we know, he's convincing the president right now to change his mind.

See, according to leading psychiatrists, Stan's a bully for one of three reasons.

So what do you guys think that's about? Knowing Sheldon, nothing.

Which, as I understand it, involves the mass genocide of any being you find to be less than superior.

Thank you. And you make a much better First Lady than ambassador, from what my people tell me.

That's ridiculous. As far as we know, all that happened is two scientists had lunch.

Are you flexing? I'm stalling until the House vote happens and then the Senate votes accordingly.

Not that we're aware of. And we've asked them to hold off questioning you until you're feeling more like yourself.

Reports from a few hours ago are saying North Carolina or Virginia. But that's all we have.

A heartbeat away from the presidency is a serious matter now. Conway is a tough opponent.

Deep space intel shows us that the number of enemy ships already deployed is 10 times those we faced during the first invasion.

This year, Chinese television reported queues of up to 100,000 people at Guangdong train station when heavy snow caused delays.

According to Christina McCrea, an associate professor at the University of Florida, clearing up any relationship issues can often ease insomnia.

In my experience with the Chinese, backpedaling makes us look weak. I had two choices: lose face or exhibit strength. I chose the latter.

Georgina? According to my very reliable sources, Georgina sparks is nowhere near our fair isle. She's in Switzerland, dating the prince of Belfort.