You know, there's a foundational idea in string theory that the whole universe may be a hologram.

I assume you'd like to reopen our dialogue about the university forcing me to continue with string theory?

Oh, I'm working on time-dependent backgrounds in string theory, specifically quantum field theory in "d-dimensional" de Sitter space.

I went to Houston. There were six point guards there. I couldn't even get reps in practice. I don't understand. I was backup point guard at golden state, and now they're gonna bring me here, and I'm sixth string?

But if I'm able to detect slow-moving magnetic monopoles there, I will be the scientis to confirm string theory.

Senior theoretical particle physicist at CalTech, focusing on M theory, or, in layman's terms, string theory.

While my colleagues are off observing the Leonid meteor shower, I have remained behind to complete my paper on the decays of highly excited massive string states.

Used to be string theory, now it's dark matter. But let's not discuss Sheldon. Let's get back to you.

What do you need that kind of money for? I have figured out an experimental design that may corroborate my latest thinking on string theory.

But if we were part of the team that confirmed string theory, we could drink for free in any bar in any college town with a university that has a strong science program.

Yes, but the actual results are unsuccessful and I've already sent an e-mail to everyone at the university explaining that I have confirmed string theory and forever changed man's understanding of the universe.

And why? Your gal pals, Penny and Bernadette, went out shopping for some wedding nonsense without Amy, an action they took with no thought or regard as to how it would affect me, the future of string theory or my Lego fun time!