It's Raj. Stay quiet.

Oh, oh my God. I can practically hear the Mahjong tiles.

Clever, Daddy. You used the duck pond to stop. What was that big splash? What big splash?

Sorry she made you come over here on a holiday.

Uh.. Hello my...

You know what's a great app? The one that makes fart noises.

In with the beef and let that sizzle. Brown it on one side and then brown the other side.

Lucas Friar, my heart belongs to someone else. Say it louder. Must I torture you? Would you please?

There were no awkward hellos in the halls. There's no clickety-clacking of high heel shoes on hardwood floors.

Can I come in? Our flight leaves in a few hours. I wanted to say good-bye.

Congresswoman. I apologize if you hear chewing. This is the first chance I've gotten to eat all day. Non-stop events.

I just wanted to see her again. I never should have left Santa Cecilia. I wish I could apologize.

So a lot of malfunctioning wee-wees and hoo-hoos in this room, huh?

Today children, we are going to learn about instruments that you shake, rattle and bang. Hooray.

And, stop. Now, we will learn how to play our instruments together. The parents have come to pick up the children.

Wait, everybody quiet. Here he goes. Eggs over easy. Gross. Gross, gross, gross.

Two pieces that interlock with a satisfying snap. Oh, that's the sound you were making.

And the director is brilliant. He uses the bowling sounds as, like, nazi artillery. Okay, great, I'll see you then.

In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto, "Anyone can cook." But I realize only now do I truly understand what he meant.

It was at that moment in that dumb restaurant with that stupid look on his face that Mark Baum realized that the whole world economy might collapse.