Oh honey, we're close now but you wouldn't believe the years of nugies, and wedgies, and flying wedgies, and atomic wedgies, and....

I'm not even… I'm not even…

It's just another disappointment, another letdown, another father, figure gone.

I both hate you and want to be you. This is Ryan Gosling all over again.

I mean, you won't be here. You don't pay her. It doesn't cost you anything.

Now you must be tired. Hungry? Uh-huh.

There you are, Daddy Pig. Nice and dry.

What if someone's mind has a way of snapping back? What if someone can heal as fast as it ripped apart?

What's wrong with my bathroom floor? Nothing. It's just old and dingy, that's all.

Noble Tiger was very sleepy, you see, for he was very old.

Who's that dirty old lady? Monica's grandmother.

You have to be the mother, the father, the mediator, the nurse, the cool uncle.

Captain, are you going to punch me again over and over till your arm weakens?

Because it's so hot, you need sun cream. It's all oily and yucky! Yuck!

Well, they should put it in huge black letters.

Ohh. Are we stopping?

But at the same time I'm thinking, "Well, I'm gonna be right back there in a couple of days, dropping her off."

Do you think that will also be historically accurate? I assume like the rest of frontier life, it'll be exhausting and short. You're exhausting and short.

Oh, there you go again, just another mistake you're throwing in my face. Not cool, bro.

Patrick says they make me look like a leprechaun drag queen. He was being nice.