So, Leonard, how are you enjoying anything can happen Thursday?

I can't believe you're gonna have sex on my engagement night. Well, somebody should.

In brightest day, in darkest night, no evil shall escape my sight.

Hmm. That's too bad. We could have spent New Year's Eve waiting for the ball to drop.

Really? What was the occasion? Date night. We do a little role-playing.

Well, tomorrow's Saturday. Saturday night is laundry night. So I'll be spending the preevning pre-sorting and pre-soaking.

In high school, you'll start going to Friday night parties. Someone will smile at you, you'll smile back, you are in love.

Word of warning, though. I'm prone to night terrors so when I wake up kicking and screaming, don't panic.

First of all, let's understand that day and night are merely words invented by human beings to communicate simple conceptual constructs apropos of nothing.