Nice seizing, gel boy.

How? Everyone's either a dude or our sister.

Bat signal? What are you, some kind of nerd? Not some kind of nerd, I'm the king of the nerds.

Yeah, well, from my perspective, that's how you two appear to me.

He's fast and she's weird.

So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?

Hey, you, with the bomb vest. What's your name?

Oh, I told the stripper to be here at five. That's good right?

So are you thinking of starting something up with this guy?

I can't believe old Smelly Pooper finally got laid.

That's what changes you, farkle. Take it from me.

Sure, because women never like Joey. You know, I think he's a virgin.

Oh man, she's so smoking, she has got the greatest set of... no guys around.

That's a fancy way of saying you're a virgin.

He's not "some guy." He's my friend.

I do not have a boyfriend. There's a guy in one of my classes who has a crush on me.

Han, what sign are you? I'm guessing the 40-year-old Virgo.

It's the Italian hand-licker, isn't it? No. It's the one he's licking.

She said that if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do like a cleansing ritual.

No, actually Laurie's a boy. No wonder Rachel had to read this so many times.