That's the way I did it 'til I was 19. Alright, 20. 23.

Okay, like, five or six. Five.

Maya, he's 17 and you're 14? Yeah.

And I was 18 years old. I mean, you remember what it's like to be eighteen years old?

Jeffrey is 21. He'll be out before his 30th birthday. He rejected it.

Sweet Sixteen. No. Arbor Day! No. Even Sweet Sixteen is more important than Arbor Day.

Hey, guess what? What? Sea turtles? I met one. And he was 150 years old. 150? Yep. Sandy Plankton said they only live to be 100.

Excuse me. Oh, hello again. Hi. What would you recommend as a present for a 13-year-old boy? A 13-year-old girl.

You're fourteen thousand years old?

She's three years younger than me.

And you. I can't believe that you would have a tux that's thirty years old.

Seriously? Seriously, no. Okay. You can play your own age which is 31. I'm 30.

Okay, only one was fun. Okay, so there it is, freshmen. You guys are all gonna be 16 or 17 in your junior year.

I'm not even 40, and I'm already on my fourth career.

I have faith because of that 9 year old girl who went out and collected the change.

Okay, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40? No, no, no.

Which is fine. Because you just turned twenty-eight.

Well, I was on television by the time I was 19 years old.

I'm supposed to be playing a 19-year-old. What?

Which means I need to meet the guy by the time I'm thirty.