Hey, he got her to stop. That was so fast. Oh, he's really good with her. Yeah, he has a gift.

I've lived with it my whole life. You don't have to pretend.

That you're trying to get this little kid to take a nap?

Cheer them up? Do you even know what a scientist is? No, we don't need to be cheered up.

For the record, I have heard of Johnny Carson. He tucked my parents into bed every night.

Swaddled them, rocked them, fed them at her own breast.

It took me two hours to get her down. Oh, you, you relax, I'll take this shift.

All that loud noise has sent baby Alexander to sleep. He's really fast asleep now.

Then what's your job? Letting him make me happy.

So, what do you want us to do? I don't know. You're scientists. cheer them up.

First, we'll put baby Alexander to bed. This is baby Alexander's bedroom.

Leonard does thing he doesn't like to make you happy. Yeah, he's my boyfriend. Isn't that, like, his job?

Hi, baby. Hi, baby. Did I miss putting them down? Just by an hour.

That's so soothing. Yes, it is. I'm gonna put Momma to bed now. Okay. Mm hmm.

Is there another way that doesn't use noise? We do find noise is the best way.

The light has woken baby Alexander. That's all right. I've got the vacuum cleaner. I've got the trumpet.

Hey. Where's Rach? She's putting Emma down. She'll be over in a second. It just hit her that she's leaving.

Well, you're... I can get the baby. No, Howie's got it. He's fine. Right, Howie? Never better.

And, the thing is, I feel like I'm there, Jack. I feel like I'm operating at a nine. Because I do individualized lunches and I do individualized tuckins for each kid so nobody feels gypped.

Oh, I'll get her. I thought Raj was helping you out. No, he had to work. Plus, he has a quota for the amount of Indian servant jokes he can tolerate, and, apparently, I filled it.