Thanks to a little something called Helvetica Bold 24point.

I finally got her back in the chair, he barely touched her with the needle, she jumped out screaming, and that was it.

Even things like getting an injection instead of taking a pill can have a stronger effect even though they're all medically ineffective.

Yeah, but he did have to have a bunch of stitches and he said that only once in a blue moon does a dog's ear grow back, so still hoping.

You know? I'm sitting there. I got that 800 thread count sheets. I got the endless minibar snacks. You got the fancy oatmeal soaps, plush robes and all I can do is sit there and think about how quiet it is.