Pheebs, those are those are Santa pants. What? Santa pants. Santa Claus's pants.

And, and then I got, these are apartment pants. Apartment pants? Yeah, you never heard of them?

What about when I said, you know about the apartment pants, how dumb was I?

She was also interested in walking around my house in her underwear. Now the only one doing that is me.

We can make it really uncomfortable for you at the gym, and people are already talking about your discount yoga pants. So yeah.

Nuh. They're maternity pants. They even came with a list of baby names. See, these names are good, and these names are bad. Oh.

You're nervous? I've been stress eating for four days. Look at me. I'm wearing my fat pants.

I didn't think you'd believe me, like when I told you they make hangers just for pants. Have you been in there this whole time?

The tank gives you a uniboob. The watch is too big. The harem pants, the wedge boots, and come on, that belt? The '90s have been out for three years.