No, I don't think it's just about just getting a girlfriend. You know?

She didn't ask for them.

Pay the cashier. Sheldon Cooper.

Gee, why can't Sheldon make friends?

Give us the daughter and the mother. No, we keep the girl.

Well, she said that you weren't turning in your homework assignments.

It's not that big a deal. You just go down to the court on Thursday and you pay the fine.

The banks will think we're either high or having a stroke. They'll take every dime we have to offer. Kinda brilliant.

Aw, for Pete's sake. Can we go now? Well, is that all of it?

I would say look this semester you have to submit three papers, you can submit them anytime you want.

If you're into it, you, chip in 20 bucks, and scariest house on the street wins the pot.

I'm not going to pay a fine. That would imply I'm guilty. You are guilty. That one I liked.

Just a heads up, fellas. If anyone gets lucky, I've got a dozen condoms in my quiver.

Surrender your gun and badge. And your next baseline test is out of my hands. Thank you, madam.

No, he didn't say much. He was just taking pictures of these guys, the Chilean deckhands. He even gave me some tips for my Instagrams.

Well, she actually has a boyfriend you know herself, named Clark. She also kinda invited herself to our wedding. Clark too.

So, Sheldon says you have a new girlfriend. Yeah, which he rudely announced on my flag show.

Yeah, he's the handy man. He's gonna be retiring next week and everyone who lives here is kicking in a 100 bucks as a thank you for all the hard work type of thing.

Peppa and her friends are at their playgroup. Children. Who would like a pen pal? Me. Me.

But here's a trick. You have to commit today to when you are going to submit each of the papers. And these deadlines that you commit to is binding.