You broke up with a girl because she was fat?

Fat? I did not say fat. I said, "Fa-aa-aw-ow…"

I don't know. Oh, her ankles are a little chubby.

I called you fat? I don't even remember that.

Okay, well. Janice said 'Hi, do I look fat today?' And I looked at her....

Why? Well, 'cause she came back the third summer and she'd gotten really fat.

We are. Stop it. And for the last time, you're not fat.

So, you know, how do I tell her that without, you know, accidentally calling her fat or something.

I said to myself, go ahead. Take a chance. Hire the smart, fat girl.

Last night I was finishing off a pizza, and she said: "A moment on the lips, forever on the hips."

No, I'm not talking about you. Come on. It was your fat friend's brother with that bad Afro.

It's still gonna take a few weeks for the hormones to leave your system. I feel so stupid. And fat.

You never look. You just answer, it's just a reflex. Do I look fat? No.

Oh, I can't believe you called her fat. I can't believe you let George Michael slap you.

Yes, Daddy Pig is dropping a bit tummy. What? I'm just saying Daddy Pig is a bit round in the tummy.

Fine, I'll have the Barbecue Burger. Make it two. Waitresses don't yell at you at Big Boy.

It's noteworthy, at other points in history, heavier women were the standard for beauty because their girth suggested affluence.

Oh my God. I killed him. I killed another one. And this curse is getting stronger too, to bring down something that big.

This is the funny fat guy from fat class? Hi. Yeah, it's Toby, and it's a support group, but yeah.

If you drink coke you'll get fatter and fatter, the solution is simple and it's right in front of your eyes.