Remarkable. Diamonds, crystallized carbon. Every day, people go to the grocery store and come home with sacks full of carbon in the form of charcoal briquettes that they toss in their barbeques and set on fire.

All right. Okay, let's do it. Well, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating.

This battlefield gave rise to an atmosphere, stormy, red with nitrogen, carbon and hydrogen.

There are no factories here, no machines, and yet this heating up is caused by our own carbon emissions.

But just because you've got some carbon with the atoms stacked neatly, you expect me to plunk down thousands of dollars.

At home, we've invested in clean energy cut carbon pollution, and created new jobs in the process.

Not only because they prevent deforestation, but they actually use less energy and have a lower carbon emission once everything is taken into account.

Trust me, Mummy Pig. We Daddies know all about barbecues. Bye. Maybe it needs more charcoal. Give it a bit of blow. Put a few more fire lighters on.