I was born in March 1979, what does it make me? You're zodiac animal is the goat. Well, I eat a lot, so I like the goat.

Depending on what animal you are, the new year ahead could bring good or bad news.

What it is is a cacophonous assault of eucalyptus, bayberry, cinnamon and vanilla.

This year is special to our family because we have a few monkeys in the family, because this is the year of the monkey.

I am a monkey, so this is my year. So I'm guessing I'm going to have a pretty lucky year this year.

If you want proof why you belong in Gryffindor, then I suggest you look more closely at this. Be careful.

Those are a crocus varietal called midnicampum holicithias. They're a class C botanical, sir.

We're lucky to be allowed in, the Yanomami are nervous of outsiders and the organization that protects them insists visitors have vaccinations.

My mom, my sister, my brother-law and uncle and auntie, they are all monkeys, so this is really their year.

What tribe do you belong, son? Don't know I'm Polish. Wrong. I believe you must have Cherokee or Shawnee blood in you.