I'm the father. Okay, Dad, how far apart are the contractions? No idea. Ask him. 12 minutes.

Do you remember my old boyfriend Mark? Yeah. It's his dad.

Hey, when we sell the Bitcoin, are you gonna pay your dad back all the money you took from him over the years? Never even crossed my mind.

He also has remarkable amount of credit card debt. I thought your dad paid your cards. I have a card for emergencies that I pay for myself.

I figured my rugged good looks would make that obvious. My name is Ego. And I'm your dad, Peter.

Nice pep talk. Oh, and thanks for underestimating me. You know, if you were Orville Redenbacher's dad, we wouldn't have airplanes!

You asked Stephen Hawking and not her father? Stephen Hawking's a genius. If he said no, I wasn't gonna waste my time on her father.

You apologize, and he won't see you coming, and I promise you, in four months' time, you'll be kicking his teeth in.

All right. How did you guys meet? Actually, we met online. Our first date was at a coffee shop. Although, unlike you date, she actually showed up.