I don't know. I used to do a lot of work with my dad as a gas fitter.

Ah, you seem to be on my phone more than I am.

Maybe it's a lingering bacterial infection from all those childhood toilet swirlies.

That's nothing Sheldon hasn't done before.

Remember. God, we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.

Puberty can often be a confusing time for young adolescent flowering into a manhood.

So I have a flaw. Big deal. Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying?

Eat one of your Luna bars. Very often when women think they're angry, they're really just hungry.

Ecstasy, on the other hand, is the term for MDMA which has been chemically altered with other additives like amphetamine or caffeine.

Squash it. Come on. Squash it. I work with kids in gangs. That's what we say. Squash it.

Coal and car pollutants often produce a permanent twilight in Shanghai, Beijing and other cities.

My small rectory abuts her estate, Rosings Park, and she often condescends to drive by my humble dwelling in her little phaeton and ponies.

He was a hard player, my dad. He always used to say to me, "I'll let you know when you've made it."

But there are times when a critic truly risks something and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends.

Come on, if I was any good at convincing women to do stuff, I wouldn't have spent so much of my 20s in the shower.