Oh, come on, come on. Enough with the niceties.

He might be able to, with difficulty. It would be painful.

Why don't you try again? A little harder.

Fa-da! Chewy plastic rings!

Ok, so all that's needed now is some noodles, good handful of cooked yellow shi noodles al dente.

You should now have one crusty loaf with a soft interior or crumb, airy and light but satisfyingly chewy.

And if it turns out to not be fun for you, I will walk you right down to that man village myself. Is that a deal?

The wild rice adds a nutty flavor and bite, contrasting with the neutral flavor and softer texture of basmati.

What you working on? Monica and Chandler's recommendation. I want it to sound smart, but I don't know any big words or anything.