Children. We begin with demi-plier. Demi-Plier. Now a Little jump, petit jete. With grace and beauty.

I know plenty of relatives of English earls who belong in jail! I suppose we've made the decision.

So, what does the other guy do? Does he go to college too? No, he's in prison.

It turns out that Erica didn't pay attention in sex ED class, because the things she did with that prison guy, it'd be pretty hard to make a baby that way.

I told you I'd be in touch, Scott. I'm starting to think that you prefer the inside of a jail cell. Oh, man.

What did you need the kit for? Oh, Sheldon was squatting down to pick up a fork and he ripped his pants. Oh, someone's gonna be sore tomorrow.

I haven't been affiliated with the IRA for 30 years. When I was, I fought hard against the violence. I went to prison for what I did and paid my debt.

Oh, quick thinking. But for future lies, this is as far as I can squat. Penny gets 20 points for the sewing kit. Yeah, minus five, because this is mine.