Oh, blah, blah, blah. Give me some sugar, bestie.

Now you're just being ridiculous.

That's where the waistband actually goes over your head. Ah.

Why say it? Yes!

And then the next thing I know she just starts pulling me out by my hair!

Look, I took it too far.

You can't make this about her.

Mary, I'm sorry you're in the middle of this.

Look, I'm not gonna get into the weeds on this, but let's just cut to the chase.

Two years and the theories keep getting more stupid. How many more have you got for me today?

That's Frank Jr. Jr pulling the tampons out of the lady's purse.

That's just crazy. How would my going in there even help you?

So we're headed that way, huh? No, I'm just making a point.

The only time I like seeing women's jeans that high is when I'm giving Han a wedgie.

You can like, bite, and pull people's hair and stuff? Yeah, anything goes, except eye gouging and fish hooking.

Oh honey, we're close now but you wouldn't believe the years of nugies, and wedgies, and flying wedgies, and atomic wedgies, and....

I know it sounds crazy and lame, but football is a really big part of my family. Like, really big.

Hey, what are you guys doing here? We're grown men; we drink at bars. No and no.

What is with you Americans and the foot? I hate that painting, by the way.

Yes, I started to run out about then. In the memory stick! Yeah, that was my idea.