I was bluffing. And what is bluffing? Is it not another word for lying?

Don't try to make me uncomfortable with feminine stuff.

What was that? Monica knows. It's this dumb thing that Ross made up 'cause he was trying to fool our parents.

Look, she only suspects something okay? She doesn't know for sure, so just throw her off the track.

Well, he may be now, because I think I hit him with my car. Oh my God. Really? No. That's bluffing. Lesson number one.

You don't know the half of it. It was billed as a lively give and take on the merits of model train sizes. But it was actually a setup to intimidate weak minded spineless rubes into buying H O starter sets.