Oh no, you, yeah, of course you get to be my best man.

Hey, you know, at least you have somebody to miss that stuff with. I hate being alone this time of year.

Whoa. Before you start handing out wedding rings and planning bachelor parties, don't you have to decide who your best man is gonna be?

You can be the best man when I get married. I'll never get to be a best man.

All right, fine. I'm coming and I'm bringing somebody. Koothrappali plus one.

Well, I think it all started when you said, "Hey Joey, why don't you be my best man."

Make your jokes, but my date started a savings account for me. Did yours?

I got to find a date. I don't want to be that sad single friend that everyone looks at with pity.

Fine, you know what, that's it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man. Yes. Shame about you man.

Oh, I want somebody. You know, I want a man. I mean, it doesn't even have to be a big relationship, you know, just like a fling would be great.

Wait a minute, why wasn't I invited? And who was going to be your best man? Don't say, Ross. Do not say, Ross.

I see your point. Okay, we are officially open to a best woman and a gentleman of honor. Oh, those names are terrible. One point off for you.

Not every member of a species finds a mate. Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin. Look at the contributions he made.