Who's this from? Oh, that's Ross's.

No. Well, I cannot give this stuff away.

I'm gonna walk them home.

Could you at least drive me there? To Maya's house of horrors?

Sent up? By who, though, who put us here? That, we don't know.

Okay, all right, I'll just, make sure that, Joey gets her something really great. It's gotta be better than that book. Oh. Like a crossbow.

Hey Pheebs. Hey. If you wanna give Joey a Christmas present that disrupts the entire building, why not get him something a little bit more subtle?

Escort the concubine out. Leave her to her task.

Let's get you to the hospital.

So we agree, we're getting Earl a car. Sophie is getting the country house with the lake she's always wanted.

FYI, part of your responsibilities as roommate pro tem will be to drive me to and from work, the comic book store, the barbershop.

Yeah, I should probably take it back. Ooh, but you know what?

Ariq sends me a treacherous gift.

How do you think it's gonna look when you get her something incredibly meaningful and expensive and her boyfriend Joey gives her an orange?

My mother gave it to me.

Pizza guy. Food!

Oh, it's so romantic to send people off on their honeymoon.

So there's gonna be some furniture delivered?

You know, it's her birthday and I need to get her a present, but she's usually the one that does that for me.

Well, the curtains he drew on are gonna need to be professionally cleaned, but they were overdue.