Who cares about this stupid race anyway? Right?

And that crummy medal was going to change all that.

And all for what? A lousy medal?

I'm a wrecker. I wreck things, professionally.

Could also use some new underwear. Mine are running on fumes.

What about your sister's wedding? They started to, then her water broke.

Sweetheart, you've had two boyfriends in 30 seconds. That practically Haley's record.

They were clever, Leonard. They exploited my complete lack of interest in what you were doing.

Yeah, just move your stupid scooter before I pick it up and throw it in the dumpster.

So if you'll excuse us, we have a very big lead to follow and a case to crack. Good day.

Oh, I love the gays. They turned an old crack house in my neighborhood into a cheese shop.

It seems like neither one of you's been paying close enough attention to the hell on earth we've been living in.

English pudding. You get yourself all excited for pudding, and here comes a cake with raisins in it.

You're gonna forget all this craziness and get your little ass back to school, capito?

Wow. So glad I changed. I almost wore my threadbare robe that can't contain my breasts.

Do you have any idea what you're asking? I wish I had never taken this stupid job! I wish I had never met you.

No. We've been through this before. My water hasn't even broken yet. Never mind your water.

Everyone else in Williamsburg is making money renting their crappy places on Airbnb.

And what happened to you? Oh, I laughed so hard, I burst a blood vessel in my nose. It's fine.

Oh, is the water pipe broken again? No, Peppa. This time it's faulty electrical cables.