What does a Wicked Wango card do?

You done trying to make yourself feel better? No. I haven't played the race card yet.

And you're gonna make them eat those cards. Am I right?

Have you ever been in, a Lada? Lada? No, I haven't.

We still have you in your office conducting sexual relations with underlings.

Easy to cook. Easy to eat. Gusteau makes Chinese food. Chineeasy.

But there's a card game under the bed. Thanks a lot, asshole.

Sure, let's see it. Here, shuffle these. Okay.

It's Ba-go-ta, but close enough. Now, you can either pass your turn to Ross or pick a Wicked Wango card.

Then to add some eye shadow base for my highlight, I'm using shimmery pale jumbo streak from Wet and Wild.

Alright. We're gonna start with little five-card draw. Then we'll go into the studs and the hold them. I talked to Cousin Nathan yesterday...

My name is Major Will Cage. U.S. Army Media Relations. I wasn't at a bachelor party or a poker game.

Do you speak Klingon? No. You know any card tricks? Okay, you know what...

This is exciting. Back home, the diner on Route Four serves sushi, but it's just cut up fish sticks and a side of Uncle Ben's.

Snap. I win. Peppa and Suzy are best friends. Snap. I win again. You cheated. I did not. You looked at the card. I did not.