How did you guys become friends?

Three little kittens started to bawl, Mommy, we're not tired at all.

Gee, why can't Sheldon make friends?

What's up with Ichabod? Uh, he's trying to make a new friend.

What's up with the... Oh, Auggie did it.

Oh, dude, I wish you had said something before I pounded that last Red Bull.

Problem. What? They expect me to give a speech at the banquet. I can't give a speech.

Joey. Yeah? Phoebe knows about us. Well I didn't tell them.

So, this wasn't the awkward part? No. Oh, all right. S'up?

I don't know. I just feel like I really get Jexica.

What about Howard and Raj? I mean, how did he become friends with them?

No! 'Sup, Riles? Pop's lesson hitting a little close to home?

I don't know. 'cause he's a guy like him. You wanna let me go now?

Yes, disappointing fathers. Tell me about it. I remember for my 16th birthday, my dad bought me a Mercedes.

It's not cool. It's a childish trick designed to confuse and intrigue simpletons. How'd you do it?

You're telling us to go. I told you to go to Yale, too. Why didn't you? I got a better offer.

And you! How did you let this happen? You're supposed to be her best friend! People think we're friends?