Who knows? Why was he trying to get past that three-headed dog on Halloween?

Look, here's me as a St. Bernard. See my neck keg?

Labradoodle? We might be starting to zero in on your problem.

And just for the record, Labradoodles are hypo-allergenic, which is a very sexy quality to those troubled by animal dander.

Thank you, but cute is for bunnies. I want to be something with sex appeal, like a Labradoodle.

It's like one of those videos where the pit bull swims with the baby chick. You just know something bad's gonna happen. Where are your keys? I need the jumper cables.