I told you before, bears are terrifying.

That bear has been hanging on by a thread for years. Everybody knows this.

Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?

Corporal? Corporal? We're picking up a signal, sir. It's five klicks southwest, but it stopped at that remote island.

Hey. Are you with that bear? Because I think someone needs to talk to him.

Today, people, we are gonna debut the brand-new Care Bear bikini!

So, you don't give up on that Teddy bear. You hang on tight. You find that bear.

It's a giant teddy. Edmond has won. Mummy, "Pass the Parcel" is finished.

What's going on? Just finished entertaining at a children's party. Mr. Berenstain was a big hit.

Why? Are there like bears or something? Oh. Oh, protection. Yeah, no, yeah, no, that I forgot.

So how does the story end? Is the baby a jerk or is Bernadette a bad mother?

Tonight we'll hear the story of Krispy Bear. A long time ago, this little bear was alive.

She's just a mom. Everyone has one. Not really. Some people just have bad ass bears.

Well, he's real. His name is Teddy. His name is Teddy? Yeah. Teddy Keyes.

Honey, we don't have any bears here. Well, okay. Would you get me a Diet Coke? Okay. I'll be right back. Okay.

I'm a bear. It means that I have to eat my weight every day for hibernation purposes.

Right. Not good. It's that one percent doctrine. Hey, watch out for that bear!

Everyone's a better mom than me. Oh, don't take it so personally, maybe your baby's just a jerk.

So what, no bear? Oh, please! You'll have a bear in your life. Trust me.

Bears don't hibernate in a jungle. What are you teaching him? Not full hibernation, but I nap a lot.