Whoa, where is that coming from? I'll tell you where it's coming from.

No, they weren't in the play. We are not actors.

All these people were in movies together. It's much different with plays.

Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good looking guy.

I'm supposed to be playing a 19-year-old. What?

I got to call her before I forget how I said it.

You got the lead in a movie? That's amazing. What's the movie about?

Okay, look, let me ask you a question, when they were doing it on stage, was it like really hot? Oh yeah.

I don't know about that. Yeah, but then I can be you sidekick Vunda.

Monica, last Saturday night, what happened on Walker: Texas Ranger?

Probably be some of the hardest acting I've ever done. Maybe I'll play it with a mustache.

Whoa, hey, maybe I'll go down there with you and see if I can get an audition as the dad.

He's not right for the part. If I suggest him, my bosses gonna think I'm an idiot.

After that fiasco, there was nothing left to do but to let you play out your little scenario. And you were very good.

Well, why don't you just let Maya's mother have this one, and you go play Queen FrancyPants of France?

Do you know what they find out? That guess what? It's hard. It's so hard. It's not pretend, it's not Guys and Dolls in some high school cafeteria. It's not... I'm sorry, what was the movie you were in?

Hey. Hi. I love you on that show. I watch you everyday. I mean, when you took out your own kidney to save your ex-wife even though she tired to kill you…

That's right. That's right, don't you play a woman? A woman in a man's body. Much better.

I know. I know. It'd be so great if I got this because you never know what could happen on a soap.

Gee, Monica, what's in the bag? I don't know, Chandler. Let's take a look. Oh, it's like a skit.