Jay, where are the napkin rings?

Hey, there's Jay. Maybe he can... Jay. Jay! Jay, Jay, Jay! Go, go, go! Jay, wait up! I think someone's calling for you.

Um, Daryl, this is my father-in-law, Jay Pritchett. Jay, you don't have to be here. It's all worked out.

Jay, they delayed Sonia's flight until tomorrow.

Jay, I'm not in the mood. I am having some doubts.

Hey there, freshman. I'm Jay the R.A., and I'm here to say that registration is that away! Okay, Jay. Have a great first day.

Smith Jerrod's on the phone.

Hi, Jay! Claire was just about to go run an errand!

That story's not helping! I'm doing it. No! Jay!

Open your eyes, Jay. She wants you all to herself.

"Joe" Short for "Joseph." "Jay" Short for "Jaysus." It's the only way it makes sense. But he's the child. You're overthinking it.

Hey, now you can call me Jay. We'll talk to you soon. All right, so I'll let you know, Jay.

No. It's that dirty kid that runs around "The Jungle Book." Jay, tell him he can't.

Oh, why, because you're not flouncy enough? Jay, that's offensive.

No one must know that Daisy was driving. Promise me. Jay, you should go home and get some rest.

Oh, those long lines. What long lines? The customs line. Oh, Jay hates them when we come back from Cabo.

I guess I could try texting the widow. They always stay in the driveway like that. What are they doing? Jay, go look.

Jay. No, it's fine, Manny. I can run down to the store right now and get it. Stupid jeweler!

Jay? Yes, sir. How many times have you seen Chris? I don't know. One too many, apparently.

No, Chapman was a navy buddy. I always meant to write to him. Oh, Jay, that's so sad.