Dibs?! This is a university, not a playground. Offices are not assigned because someone called dibs. You just called dibs. Shut it.

We avoid a government shutdown and the White House gets credit.

The tiger knows who rules this part of the Jungle.

This is not your office. It hasn't been assigned yet.

Oh, is it? Look at this. General tso's chicken Is no longer listed under "Specialties." It's now under "Chicken."

Well, Mary, either you or your baby son own half of Downton.

I am starting him at first. I don't think so. He plays for Detroit now.

She did? Who got her condo in Boca?

Of all my classmates, the one person I couldn't seem to place was Bryce.

All right. But I'll pay you back all the money you invested, and you can keep the van.

So you take all the glory, thanks. OK! Thanks all the same.

What about your girlfriend? It's too late. I call dibs.

She took credit for it, sure. But she fought the deal every step of the way.

Mine! No, it is not yours. We all went in on the box together.

Come on, Bender. Whoever wins, Sol does his laundry all semester.

Well, I called dibs at the Christmas party when Professor Rothman tried to have intercourse with the Toys for Tots collection box.

Yeah, you say that, but then John blogs about it, and you get all the credit anyway. He's got a point.

It's not enough Hansen won the Carnegie Scholarship. No, he has to have it all for himself.

Hey, look, there's Rothman's empty office. Sad. Mm, indeed. Yeah. So Sad. Dibs.

Well, the will stipulates that if after a period of two years from the date of death no heir appears, Gusteau's business interests will pass to his sous chef. You.