Bat signal? What are you, some kind of nerd? Not some kind of nerd, I'm the king of the nerds.

That's what changes you, farkle. Take it from me.

So how long do you nerds expect to keep me locked up? Until it's safe for you.

What does that mean? It means if anyone displeases me, I don't help them set up their printer.

But you said you were working with me. Someone's got two dates to the nerd prom.

Caroline, don't act like you know more about gadgets than me. Formerly rich doesn't beat currently Asian.

It's about a guy whose roommate is having sex and tells him to go to a bar and work on his screenplay. I Hope Alex Gets Crabs: The Movie.

Ah, don't. If they didn't want to be yelled at by crazy nerds, they shouldn't have started a Sci-Fi channel.

How's the candy business? Sour? Nutty? Full of Nerds?

This guy sits here on his butt, all alone, clearly doesn't leave the house. He talks a good game, but he doesn't care about anyone but himself.

I have a plan to work on both projects simultaneously. And for your information, the summer conference on algebraic topology at Caltech is nerd prom.