Thanks a lot. You want to say "Bitch," Say "Bitch". Bitch.

So you can either sulk here for a half hour, and then go pick them up, or you can save us both time and sulk in the car.

Lucas called me short.

The robot didn't hurt his feelings. His feelings needed to be hurt.

I couldn't believe it. I wanted to yell at him and tell him that he didn't know Juli like I did.

No, really. Really, Pheebs, you're not gonna be the one worrying about saving for college, or yelling at them when they're bad, you know?

Apparently, those are the rules we live by now. Payback, it truly is the B word, isn't it?

Penny laid into me, too. Apparently, I'm overly fixated on premium Swiss chocolate bars.

Not now, Sheldon, I'm dealing with an epic screwup, and when I find out who's responsible, they're gonna get an earful.

Where are you going? To live with penny and not you, you crazy bastard. Crazy bastard? Yes.

Why are you trying to turn this into a fight? I called to yell at you for getting me sick. Love you. Bye. I love you, too.

It was her punk-ass boyfriend that was the problem. She tried to throw him out and he got all loud and mean.

They had a fight, and Lily said the worst possible thing. I mean, that poor boy's been through enough.

I have 350 cases a day to process. That's a case every 90 seconds. And if I fall behind, I hear from the chief justice.

I once looked in Sheldon's underwear drawer. He yelled at me. But now I know what it looks like and he can never take that away.

Heck, yeah? Looks like someone need to put a dollar in the almost-swear jar. We've assigned all wedding decisions randomly, and each of us makes half of them.

Listen, when you have kids, I'm still gonna be there. I'm gonna be their fun Aunt Penny who gives them candy, and teaches them swear words and tells them stories about what a weirdo their mother is.