Matt and Jeremy never leave Mystic Falls anymore.

Bitter Town. Aloneville. Hermit Junction.

Six months ago, Maple was on the verge of collapse.

Thorin, survivors, from Laketown, they're streaming into Dale. There's hundreds of them.

And then there's me, just sitting in a diner on the border of town looking for a way to get our home back.

Officers Higgins, Snarlov, Trunkaby. Tundratown.

I got Mayaville! No rules, no laws, no hand folding and nobody says no! No.

Mrs. Delfino, On behalf of Fairview Market, I'd like to apologize for Kevin.

The cookies are named after a town in Massachusetts. And then I'd throw the cookies away.

But what it doesn't say is that your name is Master Sergeant Farell from Science Hill Kentucky.

We need to talk to Ms. Thompson. This is her. We saw her speak at the town square.

Our enemy hasn't had the time to learn the intricacies of human nature, so it's turned Maple into its own little ant farm.

She dances on teachers' desks, she's the queen of detention, she's the president of Mayaville.

You're from Bunnyburrow, is that what you said? So how about a carrot farmer? That sound about right?

I've been a little focused on magic bubble duty, and as you can see by the lack of magic in Mystic Falls, it's a spectacular fail of a mission.

Throw him out of here, Sheriff. I want him out of my courtroom. I want him out of our town! Case dismissed. Yes!

Then a corporation bought it, Carrow. Saved everyone's jobs, saved Maple. Then things changed.

I couldn't just live my old life with my old friends. I couldn't go near Mystic Falls or Elena. Or me?

And what is that, exactly? Looking for a man named Wyatt. Killed a rancher back in Sweetwater. Took his daughter.

Maya, you haven't stood on a teacher's desk or been in detention for a long time. You sold your house in Mayaville and you moved to Rileytown.