Awesome. It's awesome to meet you. I'm Ace Hardwick.

Really good! Blow your socks off good.

Oh yes. Very very nice.

Nice. Lionel, you are so lucky.

Then what are you gonna put on top of that? A little salami. Oh, yeah.

You found one? No, that manicure is heaven.

I'm almost done liking the likes that people liked of me.

I just texted David. He's coming. This is going to be an amazing party.

Family reunion. Yeah. I understand she is your sister. She's worth no more to me than the bounty due for her on Xandar.

Matthews family emergency! Move, move, move, move! Everybody out of the house in under 10 seconds! Yes!

If I like the way they look, I hit Thumbs Up. If I don't, Thumbs Down.

You check your phone recently? Ooh! Jexica has 20 likes. Refresh. Jexica has 200 likes. Refresh.

Riley, Maya, why are you girls still inside? Everybody out of the house in under 10 seconds except for them. Yes!

What's this do, spin? Yep. At 3400 RPM. It can cut through steel like it was rubber. Neat. Good work.

Now I have some big news. I know this will take some getting used to. But, I think it's gonna be a great thing in the long...

Is that the one about you laying on this rock? Yeah. Oh, that is a good one. Oh yeah, isn't it? Yeah. It's one of my favorites.

Okay, now at the same time! Oh, that was awesome! Yeah, okay, this time, knees, then feet. One, two, three. Again! Again!

So what'd you get the birthday boy? Well, Raj got him an awesome, limited edition dark knight sculpture based on Alex Ross's definitive batman.

Look, look, I don't work here. It's not like I have a map of this place. A map! Good idea. You take me to the map, I figure out where my parents are. Oh boy.

It says that we're a society that lets things rise and fall that have no real value because the Internet makes them so readily available to us so they get a lot of clicks and likes and comments, and then they fade out of our mind when the next thing comes along.